Sunday, April 02, 2006

Where have all the good men gone?

Exasperation, frustration, despair.... Just a few of the gamut of emotions I've experienced lately.

I've made a concerted effort in the last couple of months to spread my wings to join the dating world to find Mr Right. Somebody shoot me.

I've managed to meet morons, dropkicks, liars, bunny boilers, mumma's boys, emotional cripples, dead heads, elitists and freaks.... and that's just last weekend... LOL

I'm here wondering if there is truly the right one for me out there.

I think I might hang my hat up for the time being. My view of the male population is becoming rather jaded. Probably best I focus my attention on things in life that I do have instead of that which I don't. *sigh*

13 Comments:

Blogger Anne said...

Hey lis...the right one will come along when you least expect it!!

LMAO

Anne

11:29 PM  
Blogger Lisa said...

Yes Anne, because there's plenty of fish in the sea. When you stop looking, that's when they find you.

And of course men aren't all they're cracked up to be....

LMAO

11:32 PM  
Blogger Anne said...

LMAO lis...plenty of fish in the sea....Mr Right is out there somewhere...

Bloody where!!...hey... there he is behind those bushes...yes a little to the right....GOTCHA

11:37 PM  
Blogger Lisa said...

Anne, the one behind the bushes is a vagrant who's drying out from a week on the turps, stuck to the grass by his own vomit....

I think I dated him too....

11:38 PM  
Blogger Anne said...

Oh shit...thought he looked familiar...I dated him as well...RSVP wasnt it...Hmmm if i remember rightly he pretended to be single (as most do)....really married of course.

LMAO

11:40 PM  
Blogger Lisa said...

LOL Nah Anne. I nearly married him.

Hands off my scumbag! Get ya own! LMAO

11:41 PM  
Blogger Anne said...

Thats OK...not into vomiting vagrants anyway...

you can have him!

Anne
XXX

11:43 PM  
Blogger Lisa said...

Don't want him now....

I'm sure there'll be plenty out there to replace him!

11:44 PM  
Blogger Anne said...

Yes....just stop looking and he will come along...Trouble is you need to be looking to see him when he does come along...

hmmm how will that work?

11:47 PM  
Blogger Lisa said...

Kinda the chicken and the egg theory isn't it?

11:48 PM  
Blogger Lisa said...

Maybe I'll be hit by a bus and he'll be the one driving it....

Didn't see him coming but he found me nonetheless

11:49 PM  
Blogger Anne said...

yes...no wonder we are single...way too complicated isnt it...

You obviously have to understand advanced philosophy...

Try this one...."whats the sound of one hand clapping"

11:52 PM  
Blogger Lisa said...

We're mental

11:54 PM  

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